found the other keg... it's in the tree
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
