its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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