Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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