happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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