Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
