This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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