I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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