a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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