I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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