...so i touched it.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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