I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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