its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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