If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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