If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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