Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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