I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
