So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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