My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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