Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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