Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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