She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I didn't notice because vodka
So much rum. So many feels.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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