community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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