So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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