K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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