my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
why do cheetos always look like penises
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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