just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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