You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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