I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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