I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
