U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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