The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
my liver is dry heaving
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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