Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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