Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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