i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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