what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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