i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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