I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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