Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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