I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am spending my child support on dildos
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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