Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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