I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
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Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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