summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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