I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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