It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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