I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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