Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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