I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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