My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
How external is "for external use only"?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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