I puked a lego.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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