Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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