okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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