It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You were trust falling into bushes
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize