just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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