its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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